We literally had this debate the other day on the phone:
Selina: Your oxfords are ugly. Cory always says "Why does she wear those?"
Me: Whatever! they're cute!
Selina: Well they are flats sooooo...
Me: What about your flat snow shoes? THOSE are ugly!
Selina: They're great, for snow boots... if a person needs to wear a snow boot these are awesome. I love them, and we can't compare them, its like apples and oranges...
Me: No, it's like a rotten orange with a nice red juicy apple.
Selina: You're stupid.