so, i am known for doing supremely dumb and ditzy things on a regular basis... its kind of my thing. well to be fair its kind of a family thing... we can be pretty doofus.
and when you put more than one of us together the doofusness just compounds...
it is always dangerous for us to talk on the phone while driving anywhere {its not uncommon for one or both of us to get lost driving home from the grocery store a block away}
we are kind of professional exit missers,
out the door forgeters
{you know that one thing you need to grab on your way out that you look right at and walk right by because Sophie is telling a great story about Eden pooping nuggets in the tub}
key missplacers
{among other things}
MIA wedding singers
{lets just say i rehearsed and rehearsed and the day of i watched tv... no lie! 4 days later i jumped up and realized what i had done!}
we are also pretty skilled at the "hey hold on a sec" but we really mean an hour... and the best part is that the other one doesnt usually remember they were on the phone to begin with!
and then there is yesterday on the phone with Sophie... ran through the kitchen to grab the thing i couldn't forget to bring... looked at it and walked right on by, got in my car threw my phone in the passenger seat, and proceeded to talk to my water bottle
MY WATER BOTTLE!
of course i told her and we bust out laughing only insuring that i would also forget to bring my running shoes to Running Club {which i coached in heels}
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| Thrifted blazer, Old Navy necklace, Kohls top, Old Navy jeggings, Dolce Vita for Target wedges, Dollar Tree sunglasses |
and for a laugh...
this is what i do when i think the camera is off {doofus face #1 is my personal fav. although the squishy face is pretty funny}
any doofus ditzy stuff you want to share?
~Selina
ps... anyone else out there rooting for Derek and Maria on DWTS just to see if they will fall in love get married and have babies? anyone?
